No, I did not photoshop into this picture a photo of Shaq, how absurd.

The dude is HUGE. He ate 3 tables away from where we were dining, so we subtly walked up to him and asked, "Excuse, umm...sir, I mean Shaq, would you mind if we, umm...you know, kind of took a quick, small picture with you, umm...if you wouldn't mind??" He complied. His head is the size of a oversized watermelon, kid you not. I even complimented him on the shine of his head and said, "I like your haircut". It's a bald thing.